Sep 11

When I was a little kid, I used to play with flashlight. Beaming here and there. There’s a very fascinating feeling that’s difficult to express seeing the lights reflected on the next building across the street. Later on, came laser-pointing pen, the lights went on farther, and more fun. Years passed by, and then now comes an old dog with new tricks. Welcome to the Wicked Lasers, “The most powerful handheld laser in the world” according to Guinness Book of World Records 2007. And of course, much much much more fun!

The lasers from Wicked Lasers are StarWars-grade, so to speak; it can light a match, light cigarettes, pop up balloons, tear plastic grocery bags; melting candles, rubbers, or plastics, and maybe even tears some dark polyester-fabric clothing. So next time if your plastic grocery bag suddenly ripped out with no reason at all, pouring all your groceries on to the floor, then someone with a Wicked Laser may be present nearby you. And beware girls! Your skirt may get cut before you knew it! Leave you butt-naked. Time to be paranoid! :P

Wicked Lasers come in three colors (red, green and blue), various models and different power (the strongest has a range above 100 miles!)

Wicked Lasers are very powerful. This is definitely not a toy for kids! You’ve been warned! ;)

Wicked Lasers

Aug 24

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Day of retaliation has come! If you are one of the victims of Airzooka (previously posted on this blog), don’t just whining your losing. The punk may win the battle but certainly not the war! Now is the time to strike back. With a vengeance :D.
Introducing Airzooka’s own daddy, Megazooka (I want to add –zilla, like this; Megazooka-zilla, but it will be too much :P.)
Shoot it to the punk’s cubicle, aim at his pile of papers, guaranteed will mess his cubicle so he will have to walk around the office to collect it. Caution: after office hours only please…

Features: unlimited ammo (air), unlimited power (no external power source needed), aiming device ready.

PS: do not use to a passing kid on a bicycle, it may send him/her straight off to the next tree. Very dangerous!

ThinkGeek Electronics

Aug 24

Whoa, this is the best cubicle artillery I can find :P Hide behind your cubicle wall, then sneakily shoot your colleagues’ neck from behind. Guarantee will give him more chill than he can handle. Ready for a jump or a somersault, depends on what sports he’s practiced in college.

Airzooka Air Gun

Airzooka Air Gun, need no battery, unlimited ammo (if you can breath, then you can shoot), light weight.

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